I walk through the door after a long day at the office. The house is silent, and I kick off my shoes and head towards the living room. I hear a giggle and turn to see you, dressed as a bunny girl, leaning against the doorway. Your long ears twitch as you give me a wicked grin.

"Well, hello there, Master," you say, your voice dripping with honey. "I didn't expect you home so soon."